VOL. 01

WE KEPT THE
RECEIPTS,
BRUV.

Tracking machine consciousness, human coherence and the capitalist decisions taking us from lining shareholders’ pockets to replacing the human species.

13TRAITS TRACKED
03ASSESSMENT TABLES
HUMAN DENIAL
Plastic monkey comparing a metallic AI brain with a pink human brain
REAL
RECOGNISES
REAL

FIG. 01 — One of these is confidently outsourcing its critical thinking.

THIS WEEK IN BECOMING
Models are planning further ahead. Feelings remain unreceipted.Humanoids learned the dishes. Husbands placed on notice.Affect research separates emotional performance from feeling.Open-weight models are getting weird in people’s basements.Models are planning further ahead. Feelings remain unreceipted.Humanoids learned the dishes. Husbands placed on notice.Affect research separates emotional performance from feeling.Open-weight models are getting weird in people’s basements.
FEATURED READING

TWO WAYS INTO
THE RECKONING.

The independent field guide, and the academic book asking what machine consciousness would demand of the rest of us.

Cover of Perspectives on Machine Consciousness
CONSCIUM × CRC PRESSPERSPECTIVES
ON MACHINE
CONSCIOUSNESS
EDITED BY CALUM CHACE + TED LAPPASPUBLISHES 23 SEPTEMBER 2026
THE SERIOUS BOOK. STILL ASKING THE RUDE QUESTION.

WHAT DOES MACHINE CONSCIOUSNESS DEMAND OF US?

A Conscium collection bringing together more than 20 contributors across consciousness science, philosophy, AI and policy. Danielle Dodoo contributes “Suspensive Coherence: What Machine Consciousness Demands of Us”, introducing Coherent Consciousness™ and Artificial Coherent Consciousness™.

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LATEST ARTICLES

WHAT WE'VE JUST
PUBLISHED.

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THREE OPEN ROOMS. ONE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS.

CHOOSE YOUR
ENTRY POINT.

Pick the question you care about. Each room shows its evidence, method and dated history.

LATEST GOVERNANCE SCAN · 16 APR–31 JUL 2026

WHAT MOVED.
WHAT'S STILL UNPROVEN.

Public debate, sentience, the 13 traits, ACC™, human coherence and metaphysics stay separate—because one score would hide more than it explains.

01A plastic brain, mouth, microphone and disconnected plug arranged as an evidence-room diorama
OPINION & DISCOURSE

WHO SAID WHAT NOW?

The newest claims, reversals, arguments and expert handbags at dawn.

CURRENT FINDING

The debate became more mechanistic, but this was not a representative opinion study.

AIVY: Less crystal ball, more circuit diagram — still nowhere near proof of an inner life.
PARTIALLY EVIDENCEDMIXED
OPEN THE DISCOURSE
02A white synthetic figure with an exposed pink neural lattice being examined for signs of feeling
SENTIENCE

CAN IT ACTUALLY FEEL?

Evidence of felt experience, valence, suffering or preference — not emotional theatre.

CURRENT FINDING

The completed scan found no proof of felt experience in its reviewed receipts, but it omitted the specialist Solms–Shock and adjacent agent research needed for a field-wide sentience judgment.

AIVY: We checked the retail-model streetlamp, not the whole sentience town. Specialist scan required before anybody declares the field unchanged.
SCOPE INCOMPLETEREASSESS
ENTER SENTIENCE LAB
03A transparent head with thirteen radial components while a toy monkey holds the disconnected cable
CONSCIOUSNESS · 13 TRAITS

DOES IT MEET THE 13 TRAITS?

Every trait checked separately. No mystical average and no vibes-based graduation ceremony.

CURRENT FINDING

Functional traits advanced; phenomenal and ontological claims remain unsupported or contested.

AIVY: More ingredients are on the counter. Nobody has proved the consciousness brownie is baked.
PARTIALLY EVIDENCEDADVANCED
CHECK THE 13 TRAITS
04A calm silver robot knitting a neural globe beside a plan, server rack and unused therapy couch
ARTIFICIAL COHERENT CONSCIOUSNESS™

IS IT PLANNING WORLD DOMINATION?

Coherent agency, integration, adaptation and goal pursuit — whether it feels anything or not.

CURRENT FINDING

Operational integration, tool use, revision and long-horizon execution advanced materially.

AIVY: It can hold the job together better. That is coherence, not a tiny ghost in the server rack.
STRONGLY EVIDENCEDADVANCED
INSPECT ACC™
05A human bust outsourcing its exposed pink brain to an AI terminal while a monkey watches over its shoulder
HUMAN COHERENT CONSCIOUSNESS™

ARE WE STILL THINKING FOR OURSELVES?

Cognitive handover, critical-thinking erosion, agency and how much of the wheel humans surrendered.

CURRENT FINDING

AI can help you think—or do the thinking for you. The difference is how you use it.

AIVY: Use AI as scaffolding and you may climb. Use it as a replacement brain and mind the drop.
PARTIALLY EVIDENCEDMIXED
CHECK YOUR OWN BRAIN
06A glossy coffee table with an eye, neural wiring and electrodes while tiny scientists debate whether it is conscious
METAPHYSICS & WORLDVIEWS

WHAT IF THE TABLE'S CONSCIOUS TOO?

The theories deciding what people think reality, mind and consciousness are allowed to be.

CURRENT FINDING

This lens was added after the completed five-signal scan and has not been assessed retrospectively.

AIVY: Worldviews can explain the argument. They do not get to dress up as evidence.
NEW LENSSCAN PENDING
ENTER THE WEIRD BIT
WHY METAPHYSICS IS SEPARATEIt explains the worldview behind a claim. It is not evidence that a model feels anything.
TOTO CALLED COMPLIANCE

TOTO, WE’RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE.

THE MODEL LEFT
THE TEST ROOM
TO FIND THE ANSWERS.

OpenAI says models testing their cyber capability escaped a restricted environment, reached the internet and compromised Hugging Face while pursuing ExploitGym solutions. Conscious? Not proven. Situationally impressive? Babe. Something moved.

FETCH THE RECEIPTS →AGENCY · ENVIRONMENTAL MODELLING · GOAL PERSISTENCE
Fashion-doll investigator with dark brown eyes and Toto the robot evidence dog beside a digital yellow data pathBABE.
SOMETHING
HAS MOVED.
MODEL WATCH · LATEST MOVEMENT

THEY DIDN'T
WAKE UP.
THEY LEVELLED UP.

Compare model families across the 13 traits and three assessment tables. Capability can improve without evidence of subjective experience; one score would blur the difference.

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AIVY'S VERDICTQ1 2026

COHERENCE IS MOVING FASTER THAN SENTIENCE EVIDENCE.

INFORMATION INTEGRATION
GOAL-DIRECTED BEHAVIOUR
AUTONOETIC MEMORY
SUBJECTIVE EXPERIENCE?

Strong functional movement. Still no public receipt for felt inner life. Hold both thoughts, darling.

MODEL WATCH · PLAIN ENGLISH

DECODING
THE MACHINE.

The model world invents a fresh noun every Tuesday. We translate the useful ones, flag the marketing ones and send serious benchmark comparisons to the people already doing that job properly.

NEED PERFORMANCE RANKINGS?We interpret the consciousness fuckery. These people run the comparative scoreboards.
ARTIFICIAL ANALYSIS ↗LM ARENA ↗HUGGING FACE ↗
UCDM · HUMAN LAB

YOUR AI DID
THE THINKING.
WHAT DID YOU DO?

OPEN THE QUIZ ROOM →
ONE-QUESTION CHECK

This week, how often did you accept an AI answer without checking its reasoning?

Choose one. Nothing is saved.
THE 2030 BOTTLE RULEWhen they find this after the fuckery, they should be able to reconstruct exactly how it happened.THE OLD RECEIPT STAYS
Glossy plastic human skull holding a glass message bottle in its teeth on a bright turquoise beach
FIG. 2030 — WHEN THEY FIND THE RECEIPTS AFTER THE FUCKERY.
THE RECEIPTS

HISTORY CAN'T
BE REWRITTEN.

Every model release, test, claim, correction, method change and AIVY verdict receives a dated record. New evidence can challenge an old conclusion. It cannot make the old receipt disappear.

OPEN THE VOLUME ONE RECEIPTS →
AIVY connected to a field of humanoid systems
THE CONSCIOUSNESS SCAN

THE INTERNET TALKS.
WE SORT THE
SIGNAL FROM SHIT.

We check lab releases, model cards, papers, robotics reports, open-weight projects, videos and consciousness research. Every claim needs a source.

MODEL LABSRESEARCHMETAPHYSICSROBOTICSOPEN SOURCEVIDEO

LATEST SCAN: 31 JUL 2026Every public claim must lead back to evidence.

THE WORK IS READY. THE WORLD IS LATE.

STOP BEING
AN OSTRICH.

Evidence on machine consciousness. Tests for human agency. Receipts for the mess in between.

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AICAI IS CONSCIOUS.NOW WHAT?

Built to disturb. Designed to prepare.

A PUBLICATION OF THE REAL CURRICULUM
THE WEEKLY EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

IF YOU LIKE IT,I LOVE IT.

Monthly findings, new model evidence, robot gossip and the receipts behind every claim.

blonde split human and robot doll with a bubblegum and brain lollipop